4/26/08 comics

Saturday comics are usually the most boring comics of the week, for whatever reason. They seem to have the least effort put in to them, possibly because the writers are freaking out about making a decent Sunday strip. Either way enjoy!


Alley Oop 4/26/08








I could of course use todays Alley Oop to make some cheap sexual innuendo joke, especially when you consider the all too eager look on Alleys face, but on closer examination it's pretty obvious he was just going to suggest they go do 10,000 sit-ups.


Beetle Bailey 4/26/08








I'm not sure if Beetle is the stupid one here or not. You mean to tell Sarge just sat there while he was being painted head to toe and didn't say anything? You might think Sarge is looking for any excuse to get angry at Beetle, no that couldn't be.....


Ben 4/26/08








Just so you know, if you read the comics you are either a little kid or an old fogy. Continue about your business.


Big Nate 4/26/08








Family Circus, For Better or for Worse, Cathy, Mary Worth, Mark Trail, Shoe, Britney Spears, Shaq-fu, celebrity dancing shows.....


Crock 4/26/08









Since when is it OK to make obvious drug references in the funnies? They don't have potatoes in the desert but you know they have tons and tons of Hashish. Put down the pipe Mr. Legionnaire, that burqa-wearing harlot is trying to corrupt you!


Lio 4/26/08








I'm sorry Lio but you have never been "street". It's true that some of your earlier comics were some-what edgy and you bring a different style to the comics page but you ain't got shit on Maakies. The truth is I really like Lio most of the time but lately they've been skirting the "no talking" thing with lots of "letters" or I guess today it's "banners", it's all speech bubbles to me.


The Pajama Diaries 4/26/08








And as the ultimate sacrifice little Amy burned so many candles the whole family died of carbon monoxide, ensuring they would consume no longer.


Pardon My Planet 4/26/08






















This comic wins todays UGH award for failing on every front possible. it's slightly political, slightly religious, and completely idiotic.


The Amazing Spider-Man 4/26/08









So this Vulture guy can find the technology in prison to build a pair of magnetic wings that allow him to fly. Too bad Stan Lee and the writers for OZ never got together, the show could have run as long as this ridiculous comic. If I was The Vulture I would give up the life of crime and sell my design to the military or maybe Sharper Image. Personal Magnetic Flying Wings $699.99


State of The Union 4/26/08









I guarantee the guy who wrote this is white. He's also an idiot and describes himself as a "fallen liberal". He must be old cause apparently he can't get up. It wouldn't be so bad if the black and latino men weren't drawn as stereotypically as possible, BUT THEY ARE.