Gross Oversimplification of Comic Strip Punchlines for 7/28/08

Vacation is over and I'm back to my regular schedule again! Today we're going to take these strips as literally as possible and extrapolate them out to the point where it's so ridiculous, it's funny (hopefully). We're still looking for additional writers for DCR, if you're interested we've got about a million ways to contact us but the best is dailycomicsreview@gmail.com


Overcompensating 7/28/08

Jeffrey Rowland decided to get started early with today's theme. I'm guessing he's spoofing Mallard Filmore AKA the worst conservative comic strip ever.


Heathcliff 7/28/08

Heathcliff has beaten his family so mercilessly over the years any time they uttered the "species-who-must-not-be-named" they've retreated to completely idiotic sayings.


The Pajama Diaries 7/28/08

Nothing gets Rob going like wrestling with his children? Pajama Diaries gets more interesting as a daily comic every day.


Henry 7/28/08

Henry inhabits a world of bizarre role-playing and dress-up for the affection of women. There's no way his head would actually fit in that hat, unless it was a big gooey mass instead of a skull.


Garfield 7/28/08

Garfield has been running this exact same joke every day for the last 30 years and you've never noticed. There was one day they made some crack about lasagna, but that was it.


Gil Thorpe 7/28/08

Baseball players are extremely sarcastic and physical with people, expecially strangers who they've known for less than 5 minutes.


We the Robots 7/28/08

Bob has figured out the solution to getting through your work day. Hopefully this comic strip will help you survive your Monday, see ya tomorrow!