Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Weekly Daily Comics Review Review Podcast - Episode 2!

Join Bryce and xy as they chat with Brian Russell of Underfold fame! If you like this podcast we’d love to hear from you and we might just make it a regular feature! I hope you like the sound of me breathing!

You can listen or download the podcast right here!

Show notes:

Bryce talks about things he doesn’t know. The syndicates that contacted Dean were United and Creators (50% is still half in most countries!) not King Syndicates as some idiot said on the podcast. You can also catch the clip of Ugly Bob, JB’s long lost uncle right here.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

CHIMP ATTACK!!

Running late... again. Goodness. Sorry everyone. I was way too busy creating a comic about Glenn Beck and how stupid he is... Which you can read if you want to... here.


Short versions... GO.

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That's one annoying dog/kid. Someone should take him to the pound... and leave him there. Who needs an annoying dog when you have a retarded kid.

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What's up with the pedophile jokes? That guy stinks like beef... come on. This is getting gross?

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I don't understand... but that monkey is crrrraaaaazzzyyyyyy!

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This comic is perpetuating a stereotype that is absolutely... true. Sorry ladies, you guys are crraaaazzzzyyyyyy (especially about shoes).

The end.

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Hot Young Swedish Teachers

It's late in the day, and if you haven't checked The Underfold out... you may be missing out on something that could save your life. No guarantees, but still.


Let's start some comics reviews, shall we?

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Fine, since no one else is saying it, I will: This joke would be funnier if it was a MATH group.

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I doubt it. They're never going to be as good at playing guitar because of their -1 finger situation, also their guitars have no strings. On another note, what's that guy in the vest and khakis so pissed about? He clearly doesn't understand rock and roll himself. The other guy is either Moby or the lead singer from Smashing Pumpkins. Either way, these guys are waaay too okay with aliens.

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If he's yelling about it, it sure seems like he's serious. Most of the time, this age-old joke is used with a more appropriate mumbling of the last line. Either way, this is a really old joke and needs to be retired. NO ONE LIKES SCHOOL.

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This is a serious stretch. You need more Fonzie references for this to really work. As of right now... it's just a cheap shot at the name, and that's kind of lame. This is when non-political comics try to be political... and fail.

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WHAT THE IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE!? I have zero clue what this comic is supposed to be and where it's joke is and if it's supposed to be funny or avante garde. Either way, the one thing it does accomplish is being stupid.

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Jokes about retarded kids just aren't funny.

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Unless "jelly donut" is code for something, this joke is dumb. This guy is obviously disappointed that none of the kids are turned on by his rotund physique, bald head and pedophile mustache, and would rather have a young Swedish teachers. Notice the lack of gender declaration though... this whole thing is a big gay pedophile joke waiting to blossom.

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

While I Breathe, I Hope

There's going to be some new stuff up at my own site starting on April 1st so you should go check it out. My writing is not going very good but what I do for mindless procrastination is going swimmingly. Onto the Sunday comics.

Soup to Nutz 3/28/10
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In elementary school I was in a spelling bee and the word I got was "gaudy" and I had never heard that word before because I was only seven or eight. So I spelled it "g-o-d-d-y" and lost. I have yet to live it down and it happened twenty damn years ago.

Henry 3/28/10
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Oh, sweet Lord. This is more disturbing than I ever thought possible. I need to go wash my eyes out with bleach now. Be right back.

Amazing Spider-Man 3/28/10
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Yeah! You know what this means? New York can get along just fine without Spider-Man or Peter Parker because there are over a dozen other heroes that can pick up the slack.

Dipshit.

Real Life Adventures 3/28/10
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The thing is, I think a lot of the teabaggers are already pretty drunk. We're just lucky they aren't armed......this time.

Pluggers 3/28/10
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Do they only deserve every penny because they have dangerous jobs or because their job is to paint flagpoles? I'm guessing the latter.

Also, South Carolina? The state where their governor uses tax payer money to fly down to Argentina to visit his mistress, the lieutenant governor compared poor people (re: black people) to stray animals and people routinely have sex with horses? Yeah, that's patriotic.

Family Circus 3/28/10
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I'm 95% certain that the adults in the Keane Kompound have received their Census form but just wrote "None of Your Business" across it in a thick, black Sharpie which resulted in getting a visit from a Census worker but I have other issues with this comic.

I currently work for the Census and first of all, it doesn't ask for your occupation. Second, Census workers now use computers. I realize Bil probably remembers when the Census asked how many slaves you own but all this stuff can easily be looked up.

And now for two comics that I don't understand:
Birdbrains and Bound and Gagged 3/28/10
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Did that crow marry a scarecrow or am I missing something? Also, if Red Riding Hood was "packing heat", wouldn't that be just a gun? Did Red shoot the wolf in the arm and the ear or does this comic strip person not know what that phrase means? I'm mainly baffled by the crow-slash-divorce attorney comic.

Today's post is brought to you by the South Carolina Visitor's Bureau: "Please visit. Please? We also gave you Dizzy Gillespie, Jasper Johns and Stephen Colbert so you owe us!" Want to sponsor a post? Get a hold of me somehow, like email: east_of_eden1983[at]yahoo.com.

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Friday, March 26, 2010

BATMAN'S PARENTS ARE DEAD.

The comic strip harvest is just as bountiful today, and there's a bunch of stuff everywhere else, too. Carafe, for one. Time-Mind Sync-Warp updated today, as well. You can also check out my new-ish project (with comics from over a year ago) at Retro AoMP. There's also March Meekrat Madness at the Meekrat Entertainment Group. Ah, and I also reviewed a comic that Bryce got sent. You can read the review here, and I really hope you do because I get paid by the click.

Oh, and you should really take a look at "The Boy with Nails for Eyes". It's amazing, and you can read why here. Now then, the commentary:

Momma, 3/26/10
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I've probably said this before, but the fact that Francis has actually undergone (an admittedly very minor) character arc in the panels of "Momma" is perhaps the most shocking thing to happen to the comics pages in years. I'm talking, of course, about his ongoing job at the pet store. What's more is that Mister Lazarus isn't resorting to the same few jokes he always uses for the character (namely, that he's a girl-crazy layabout) and is instead resorting to a whole new set of jokes which are still hoary and old but a nice change of pace, regardless.

F Minus, 3/26/10
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I really like the fact that the clothed lions are so serious about it. I also like the hat on that one. That is just fantastic.

Curtis, 3/26/10
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Remember last week when Curtis ate those peanuts? Well, as it turns out, they allow him to read minds. So far, he's only used this power to discover an old woman's hypocrisy and stop a minor crime from occurring. However, the fact that Curtis has benefited from his go at crime-fighting is telling: how soon will he succumb to the dark side? Most other strips would have those two thugs realize something is up with that kid, and then have them kidnap and abuse his power. Will Curtis do the same?

2 Cows and a Chicken, 3/26/10
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This is the climax (and perhaps conclusion) of a multi-week storyline where a bunch of guys want to do something at this farm involving chainsaws and a race track, or something. All I know is that it took a direct turn to the morbid with this last panel. I mean, it's still darkly humorous, but really... that's just sort of messed up.

Flying McCoys, 3/26/10
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I've tried, in the past, to not randomly point out flaws when comic strips use characters from comic books and whatnot. I really have. Otherwise, I'd be complaining some injustice against Aquaman pretty every week. When a comic strip's joke is that Batman gave his mother a bat-signal, though... really? Freaking seriously? Even if you're not familiar with the character's origin through the comic books, which is probably one of the most well-known origins in the world, chances are you caught it with one of the incredibly popular movies, all which reiterate the fact that Batman's parents, and the reason he became Batman, was that his parents were killed when he was a child. They may have even done something with this for the sixties' Batman show. What I'm getting at here is that this is a comic strip which should not have happened. Heck, just change "mother" to "girlfriend" and I'd be... okay with it.

Today's post was sponsored by the Aquaman Anti-Defamation League. If you'd like to sponsor a post, contact us somehow. My email, perhaps?

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

A Bountiful Harvest

Today, the comic strip harvest is bountiful, as is the bounty everywhere else. Carafe has two new comics since last week, as does Time-Mind Sync-Warp. You can also check out my new-ish project (with comics from over a year ago) at Retro AoMP. And, while I'm only doing weekly comic strip commentary at the Meekrat Entertainment Group, there's still a wealth of new stuff for you to read and participate in. Now then, on with the commentary:

Rhymes with Orange, 3/25/10
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One time, a gang-banger assaulted me because I said that "Rhymes with Orange" sucked. I still don't think it's the best comic, but I liked this one. I can easily see later Golden Age/Silver Age Superman doing this. I especially like the first little panel, where Superman tells the guy that next, they'll go tubing.

Mark Trail, 3/25/10
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I try not to comment on soap strips. Josh Fruhlinger has them pretty much covered, and each one has their own separate blog. I'd be remiss if I didn't point out the second panel, where it appears that a giant duck is flying head-first towards the nefarious Parker Brothers.

Grin and Bear It, 3/25/10
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Why do you need to be told about Massachusetts?

Flight Deck, 3/25/10
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It's been years since I had cable, but if I recall correctly, the Playboy Channel is also a Pay-Per-View channel. Which means that most people (save for people who really really want to see soft-core pornography) would probably watch the Food Channel instead of the Playboy Channel.

BC, 3/25/10
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This comic made me hungry for rice cakes. Not the diet ones, though. The white cheddar ones. Those are delicious.

Adam@Home, 3/25/10
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There's these laser washes around here. For some reason, going through them brings me an immense amount of glee. The other ones, though, where you have to get out of the car? Or even non laser washes? Not nearly as much glee. Probably has to do with the lasers.

Today's post was brought to you by the letter "F", because it's rather needy. If you'd like to sponsor a post, contact us somehow. My e-mail address is meekrateg@gmail.com, so perhaps use that?

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Shark vs Whale vs Marmaduke

Ferd'nand 3/24/10
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Well, now I know why Ferd'nand never says anything.  It's because he lacks the mental capacity to speak, which also makes him unable to solve simple problems, such as raining when your shirt is on the clothesline.



Frazz 3/24/10
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What the crap is the Eureka channel?  Is that a real thing or is the 'funny' way to say Discovery Channel?



Marmaduke 3/24/10
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Get it?  Cause Marmaduke is so big.  Hilariously big in fact.  So big that we've done the same joke for over half a century and we're still getting paid.



Rubes 3/24/10
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I would love to see a shark vs. whale battle.  It would be awesome covered in amazing dipped in sweet sauce.  In other words, the most beautiful sight imaginable.

The only thing better would be if Marmaduke was involved somehow.  Maybe he could be the special guest referee.

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

WHERE'S OUR RACETRACK!?

Okay, today, I took a different approach to my comics review. Normally, I come across a bunch that are stupid, and make fun of them for it.


Today, however, I found some comics that I actually found funny. So, why not share them? Right?

This is actually a sequel from yesterday's comic... and, let me be the first to say, "Bravo" to the creator. This is funny stuff.

Okay, so I cracked up at the first joke and smiled pretty good at the "mime trick" thing. I can't say no to a good Star Wars joke.

This one took me a few reads, but once I realized what was happening... it made me smile. I've done this to my dog (minus the conversation). After reading a few others of this comic... I like this guy.

Get it? Cause the robot has lights for eyes! Hahaha! Brilliant!

Kids are honestly this particular, and this is hilarious. The look on the kid's face (the one in blue) is awesome.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

Inaugural Weekly Daily Comics Review Review Podcast!

So xy and I recorded a podcast a long ass time ago and I'm just now getting around to posting it! We're going to be doing this weekly (hopefully) and already have next weeks episode in the bank. If you're interested in being interviewed or sponsoring the podcast we'd love to hear from you.
You can find the podcast right here, enjoy! You can listen through the link or download it to play it back later at your own convenience.

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Pinko Liberals, Ants and Russians

It's Monday. I hear there's going to be a podcast tonight with the DCR folks (including myself). And, although I am unaware how you will find it to listen to as of right now... you should figure it out because I'm sure it's going to be funny. If I find out the how, I'll let you all know!


Anywho... let's see what's in comics today...


I don't know about you, but I saw that coming! What a cut-up! This joke(?) is so terrible I think I might want to chainsaw him... Sheesh.


Any natural disaster? Not volcanoes... or fire...

Heck, I'd be happy with a phone that had some water resistance. If you've ever gotten your phone wet and tried to turn it back in because it doesn't work, you know what I'm talking about. Screw tweeting, I'd just be happy that the screen turned on.


This is dumb. Why would ants build a rocket? Yes, that's right, I'm skipping "how" and going straight to "why". I just don't get it. They're ants. Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this, but still. Ants dig tunnels, gather food, make sexy-time with the queen, make more ants, bite people like jerks, and get spayed with ant-killer. This is the life of ants. Not rockets.

Unless of course, they stole a model rocket from a park and have been planning their leap to the top of the food chain with their rocket abilities. Good luck, ants. It didn't work for Russia and it won't work for you!


What the heck is this? Another comic about ants? And equally as nonsensical? What are the odds? I'd say that the odds are pretty darn good. Ants are not funny. Someone prove me wrong. Please. And don't try going to Woody Allen's portrayal of a depressed ant either because I'll point you right to Sylvester Stallone's.


This kid is awesome. The fact that he's able to gather that many slugs in one place is amazing. Maybe he's like Willard. Just... with slower, less threatening companions.

That's it. But, if you really crave more, make a dude happy and check out The Underfold today!


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Sunday, March 21, 2010

The First Sunday of Spring

Ah, it's another beautiful Sunday and it's the second day of Spring and I am surrounded by 4-6 inches of snow. First up, visit my site. Second, join The Daily Comics Review on Facebook. We have both a fan page and group page (of which I am apparently an admin) so let the networking begin. Third, enjoy these comics.

Basic Instructions 3/21/10

Something along these lines happened to me years ago. A friend was sick but she wouldn't see a doctor mainly because she couldn't afford it but also because she was fairly certain the doctor wouldn't tell her anything she didn't already know. I also went through this when my earring got infected and I had to have it "surgically" removed.

Pluggers 3/21/10

Thing is, he's still looking at her breasts. I mean, look at those things. They are huge!! Would it be considered bestiality or would this enter into more of a furry fetish?

Dick Tracy 3/21/10

Tracy better be careful. He's starting to show sympathy for people.

Also, the flames of Hell are here to take the body away.

I Fell Down the Stairs

This is pretty funny but did anyone else get the "I came as soon as I got here" line in the first panel? Unless he's talking about something else in which case, ew.

Girls & Sports 3/21/10

I have problem with girls talking about how other pregnant women look. I have a problem with girls acting like they are the only ones who have ever been pregnant. There's a reason there are almost seven billion people in the world so you are nothing special.

Ginger Meggs 3/21/10

I know Ginger Meggs takes place in Australia, mate, but what is this FWWWOOOAAARRR!!! thing I've been seeing lately? Just for kicks, I looked up FWOAR on the Urban Dictionary and it's defined as: "That's so sexy, I might get a hard on". And the term is labeled Australian. So I guess Ginger is getting a major hard on over movie special effects which I don't think is very healthy.

Amazing Superpowers

I have been told by an ex-girlfriend that my blood has a nice sweet taste to it. Now it's your job to figure out what happened that got her to taste my blood.

Badly Drawn

OH MY GOD!! Malibu Stacey has a new hat!!

Daddy's Home 3/21/10

Who cares about the comic? Are they watching the hit FOX TV show, "House"?

Wee Pals 3/21/10

*Grumble* I feel a hate crime coming on...

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