What an ugly, motley crew of children. If I were this guy I'd try to return more than just the extra one.
The giant stone buttocks are disturbing enough—are the butt-warts really necessary?
Seriously, the Padres? They're the worst team in their division! And the 2nd worst team in all of baseball! Looks like Irv's mind is fading along with his hearing.
Home and Away
I like the idea of calling home assembled pizza "Ikea Pizza." It's very apt. I personally enjoy Ikea salad and Ikea pasta.