by Hal Bent
Oh my gosh, where I have I been? Busy with life I guess. Glad to be back here after a few days away from the pages of the Daily Comics Review. You know what, I'm feeling frisky and ready to throw down. Some comic must be trying to step up and challenge. Let's get on with it already!
Nest Heads by John Allen:
"New Coke tastes even better than old Coca-Cola";
"Dad, wake up, the Red Sox are about to beat the Mets here and win the World Series in six games";
"What in the world did you do to your hair?";
"It's possible to make a decent living with a Liberal Arts degree";
"Star Trek: Voyager is going to be the best of all the Star Trek series!";
"This Kobe Bryant kid is gonna flame out of basketball in two years";
"No one is going to want to watch a bunch of washed up celebrities dancing on television";
"Glam Metal and Hair Bands are never going to go out of style"
"I can drink the whole bottle without it affecting me"
Yeah, go hang your head in shame, Nest Heads, you just got beat down.
Speed Bump by Dave Coverly:
This was the story of my life in high school. "Look at that gaggle of Geeks." Actually, no one would use gaggle, we were the only geeks who knew the definition of "gaggle".
Broom Hilda by Russell Myers:
Where is panel three? I want to see the carnage. I need to see that hideous Broom Hilda devoured. Oh what a treat the comics would be.
Brevity by Dan Thompson:
I don't have many rules in my life, but one of them I firmly believe in is that no toilet paper with a sword is allowed anywhere near me. Not many rule, but that is definitely one of them!
B.C. by Hart:
You mean the pretentious, know-it-all, overspending douche-bag? Yeah, the country is full of them. Too bad the blonde lady is already glassy-eyed and ready to throw herself at him, as always happens with these walking, talking turds. Just saying...