by Hal Bent
Thursday night means: QUICKIES! Here comes the one-liners and shorts (because I'm tired and it's late!):
Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson:
One word: Catnip. That's what my cats do when they're strung out on the kitty weed. FYI, the cat's name in Arlo and Janis is Ludwig. His fans refer to themselves as Luddites, which I find freaking fantastic. Damn it, now I can say I'm a Luddite and proud of it.
Soup to Nutz by Rick Stromoski:
Yes, kids, take medicine from Mommy's medicine cabinet without supervision: tomorrow on Soup to Nuts: "Mommy's Prozac...YUMMY!"
Reality Check by Dave Whamond:
Today's comic is only funny if you interpret the joke as: Lawyers are Dumb.
9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney:
Spit it out, Sven! Boobs, BOOBS, BOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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